I Wish I Was a Robot!

I wish I was a Robot!
I really, really do!
I wish I was a Robot,
Held together by bolts & screws!

I’d be a big strong Robot!
I’d never trip or squirm!
I’d be a big strong Robot,
Never bothered by a germ!

I wish I was a Robot!
I never would be tired!
I wish I was a Robot,
It’s what I’ve long desired!

I’d be a handsome Robot!
No hair to watch fall out!
I’d be a handsome Robot,
Without a sneezy snout!

I wish I was a Robot!
A marvel of design!
I wish I was a Robot,
On electricity I’d dine!

I’d be a real hot Robot!
All shiny & all polished!
I’d be a real hot Robot,
Until I was demolished!

I wish I was a Robot!
There’d be nothing I couldn’t take!
I wish I was a Robot,
So my heart would never break!